
Vulcan Humor
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artelron
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Vulcan Humor
The Real reason Nero blew up Vulcan... Spock just couldn't hit the high note in 'Bridge Over Troubled Water"


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Dorn
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Re: Vulcan Humor
Good stuff
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Never, never, never give up.
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Lieutenant Ta'vana Dorn
Known simply as Dorn
USS Republic-A
12th Fleet Honor Guard
Intelligence Division Alpha Squadron
12th Fleet United Federation of Planets
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Never, never, never give up.
Winston Churchill
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LordOfMadness
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Re: Vulcan Humor
Are you sure you are a Vulcan?
I think you might be lying to us.
That joke was moderately funny, Vulcans are never funny.

I think you might be lying to us.
That joke was moderately funny, Vulcans are never funny.

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Retired Admiral James Alexander Knight
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artelron
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Re: Vulcan Humor
According to my tricorder I am 99.8% Vulcan, .2% drunk.
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LordOfMadness
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Re: Vulcan Humor
Since when do Vulcans drink?artelron wrote:According to my tricorder I am 99.8% Vulcan, .2% drunk.
Spock after all told us that Vulcans were, "Spared the dubious benefits of alcohol."
Now I know you are lying.

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Nishka
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Re: Vulcan Humor
Well Vulcans do try to fit in with humans... Going to a bar with human co-workers and not drinking would be weird. 

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LordOfMadness
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Re: Vulcan Humor
*Gets out his best Vulcan impression*Nishka wrote:Well Vulcans do try to fit in with humans... Going to a bar with human co-workers and not drinking would be weird.
Being pressured into a unwise action simply because others are performing said action is, illogical.

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Nishka
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Re: Vulcan Humor
Who claimed humans are logical? In order to fit in you have to be illogical at times.
After all, that's only logical...
The only logical way to understand illogical behaviour is by experiencing it yourself.
*Hands a beer to LordofMadness* Stop thinking, start drinking.
After all, that's only logical...
The only logical way to understand illogical behaviour is by experiencing it yourself.
*Hands a beer to LordofMadness* Stop thinking, start drinking.

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LordOfMadness
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Re: Vulcan Humor
This illogical human doesn't drink any more.Nishka wrote:Who claimed humans are logical? In order to fit in you have to be illogical at times.
After all, that's only logical...
The only logical way to understand illogical behaviour is by experiencing it yourself.
*Hands a beer to LordofMadness* Stop thinking, start drinking.
Which speaking of that....I really need to get to writing that scene for Chapter 2 of my story about why.

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Re: Vulcan Humor
Hmm.. well I have to admit, in real life I barily drink. On a year basis I consume about 3 - 4 glasses of alcohol and usually that's mixed with non alcoholic drinks as well.
