North Korea lands first ever man on Saturn.

[Enlistednut09]

In addition to this story, I have just been elected as the next Archbishop of Canterbury and a "Mass Relay" style faster than light gate was discovered near Pluto by the New Horizons mission....

And I was hoping it would be an abandoned Ori supergate.

I would have hoped for an Asgard ship, I would rather not mess around with the Ori if I had a choice....Hallowed Be the Ori!

[Dancamvet]

In addition to this story, I have just been elected as the next Archbishop of Canterbury and a "Mass Relay" style faster than light gate was discovered near Pluto by the New Horizons mission....

And I was hoping it would be an abandoned Ori supergate.

I would have hoped for an Asgard ship, I would rather not mess around with the Ori if I had a choice....Hallowed Be the Ori!

and yet no comment on my upcoming canonisation...

Is it that easy to believe?

[Enlistednut09]

In addition to this story, I have just been elected as the next Archbishop of Canterbury and a "Mass Relay" style faster than light gate was discovered near Pluto by the New Horizons mission....

And I was hoping it would be an abandoned Ori supergate.

and yet no comment on my upcoming canonisation...

Is it that easy to believe?

Apparently not so much Dan, Congrats!

Hallowed Be the Ori!

[Baz]

This has been around for a few months, I'm pretty sure it's a wind-up by a website, 'cos, y'know, North Korea

[Prototype_No.98]

I have to say with all the ridiculous crap that the North Korean Government has made up, if the people ever went through a revolution and came out of their self imposed isolation they probably wouldn't accept how the world really is.

That reminds me of a former fleet-mate who would would always ask stupid and irritating questions on Teamspeak, it was always something along the lines "Who would win in a fight between Britain and America".... My response would always be "North Korea" and then make up some fake stuff about North Korea and how they have "Top secret amphibious stealth tanks with some sort of advances suspension" and their "hypersonic fighter jets", even some other fleet-mates joined in with the stories and we'd all say if we ever went to war against North Korea we would defect... Best part was he believed it all.

[Husker]

Whenever i talk to my nieces or nephews i always tell them a load of crap. They sit there all interested and start asking questions, then i tell them i was kidding. Get's their minds working. lol. Can be really funny sometimes.

[Hevach]

This has been around for a few months, I'm pretty sure it's a wind-up by a website, 'cos, y'know, North Korea

The picture is one that gets reused a lot on stories like this, and was originally a story about a missile test. This one does actually seem to come from a real story, but no online translator I can find can make it sound even a little like it's about space travel, it's about some kind of event at the Three Revolutions Exhibition Hall Planetarium. Saturn comes into it because the building looks like this.

North Korean media does read a lot like conspiracy theorist websites, but it's more of the "guv'mint comin' to take ur guns" type than "alien reptilian illuminati" type.

[Baz]

Yeah, last time they landed on the sun... (same picture, almost identical article etc.)