Vulcan Funny

Post by **artelron** » Mon January 25th, 2010 7:06 pm

Please submit your funny captions below (keep it clean please). I am trying to learn more about human humor.

Divil · Post by **Divil** » Mon January 25th, 2010 7:39 pm

It's all in the wrists...
Upon request the old woman explains the basic fundamentals of "bitch slapping" to the ever so grateful mr. Spock.

Czin · Post by **Czin** » Tue January 26th, 2010 2:04 am

There's a fly on your cheek, never mind I'll get it.

Post by **California** » Tue January 26th, 2010 6:17 am

What did the five fingers say to the Vulcan?

Nishka · Post by **Nishka** » Tue January 26th, 2010 1:24 pm

What do you mean you don't like my wig!?

Post by **odingrey** » Tue January 26th, 2010 1:46 pm

The unfortunate end to a 5 hour long staring contest... Mrs. Falco won.

Post by **artelron** » Tue January 26th, 2010 4:41 pm

I had no idea you were cheating on me until I saw the J.J. Abrams movie!!!

Divil · Post by **Divil** » Tue January 26th, 2010 4:56 pm

The best way for me to show you my perfect white teeth is to do this to you....

Post by **Plaxidia** » Tue January 26th, 2010 5:18 pm

No! You can not borrow my dress!