The 12th Fleet: Starbase Valhalla

So I was kinda bored and the forums have been kinda quiet so I wasn't sure what to do to kick off some excitement. Hasn't been drama in quite a while so I asked around and there was a suggestion of using the N word on the forums to kick off some crap around here.

So,

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NEVERWINTER

You may now all ragequit.

Consider me offended and the drama created, brother

*Internet overly dramatic response to misunderstood OP engaged*

PATRICK, YOU HAVE MADE AN ENEMY TODAY

*Rolls a D20*
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*Critical Hit* You monitor explodes and kittens spew forth from the portal you have just created.*

How dare you!!!
I'm starting an IDRS case against you! You shall pay for insulting.

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PS: Doesn't S31 have some sort of rule to stir up drama once in a while?

Hot off the press: senior member of 12th Command staff applies to other fleet. Unnamed sources claim "too much drama in 12th. Especially from that Patrick guy".

We must ask: who is the next to crack under the pressure? Why is Patrick doing this? Is there a sinister plot to replace all the VAs with people on S31's payroll?

Further developments to follow...

*op plays drama card*
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*rolls d20*
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20 critical hit

*rolls d20 on wound table*
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20 catastrophic event


*rolls d6 on event table*
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6 Dark Portal Opens

The burning Legion pours forth from the Dark Portal and the land is drenched in blood and ash.

result

game over

Gabe... do you have something you want to share with the WHOLE class?!

Ohhhhh, its begun!!!!

Get your popcorn ready!