The 12th Fleet: Starbase Valhalla

Hi everyone post your star trek themed jokes here.
One rule, keep it clean please.

It's not really a joke, but at my friend's birthday party, two days ago when I was complaining on some of the forums how I was hung over, I was pretty drunk to the tune of killing half a bottle of gin all by myself. Well, as you are all aware, when a human being is inebriated we are a lot smarter and wiser than we normally are. I thought it was a good idea to order a pizza, which I did successfully. Pizza arrived, great! When I made it to the kitchen, all the crust pieces were gone, and I was super pissed! I do not remember this, but according to multiple reports, I raised a singled clenched fist and yelled "CRRUUUSSSSTTTTT!" looking much like Kirk in the Wrath Of Khan and his famous line. The next day on Facebook I see like 10 of my friends have either changed their status or commented on mine and my crust/Khan pose while drunk.

picture or it never happened :p

I only know half, jokes:

........... The clown can stay, but the Ferengi in the gorilla suit has to go

........... Then the Andorian said, that's not my antenna.

TOP TEN BUMPERSTICKERS ON THE U.S.S. ENTERPRISE

• 10. "Our other starship separates into 3 pieces!"
  
  9. "One photon torpedo can ruin your whole day...think about it"
  
  8. "HONK if you've slept with Commander Riker!"
  
  7. "Guns don't kill people...Class 2 Phasers do!"
  
  6. "Zero to Warp 9.7 in 13 seconds!"
  
  5. "CAUTION...We have a trigger happy Klingon at tactical."
  
  4. "If you can read this...don't you think you're a wee bit too close?"
  
  3. "Have you hugged a Ferengi today?"
  
  2. "We brake for cubes!"
  
  1. "Wesley On Board!"