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General:

• The KDF transporter chief will once again allow players to beam to the Academy and their ship.
  
  • The people responsible for sacking the previous Transporter Chief have now been sacked.
    
    • The Transporter is now being run in an entirely different manner at great expense by the following:
      
      • 40 specially-trained New Romulan Mountain Epohhs
      • 6 Vulcan Epohhs
      • 142 Andorian Battling Epohhs
      • 14 Reman Snow Possums (Closely related to the Epohh)
      • Reginald Epohh of Jupiter Station
• Updated Drozana to patch a few holes leading to outer space.
• Resolved an issue that caused some players to crash when the game attempted to load their characters.

Systems:

• Traits:
  
  • Techie will no longer be named "Warp Theorist" for Liberated Borg.
  • Ground Shield Charge devices will now provide protection against Teleport effects in addition to their other effects.

UI:

• Updated the Character Creation and the Tailor:
  
  • Added Save and Load Outfit buttons to the Character Creator.
  • Updated the lighting for the Character Creator and the Tailor.
    
    • It will no longer be so dim.
• Updated the Chat window:
  
  • The chat options tab has been removed from the chat channel configuration window.
    
    • Chat Options can now be found in the game Options window.
  • A button has been added to the chat channel configuration window as a shortcut to the Chat Options tab in the game Options window.
  • Add a chat option to disable sticky chat channels.
    
    • By default sticky chat channels are turned on.
• The Bulletin window is now resizable.

Known Issues:

• Characters do not show up in the tailor.
• A Tribble once bit my sister.
• Traits are displaying in the UI again, but they cannot be changed or updated.
• The Klingon Mission Journal is currently being re-worked and some missions may not yet be available to existing Klingons.
• Neither Klingons or Romulans are available for new characters.

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S.C.E If we can't fix it , it cant be fixed

I really wish they wouldn't put stupid crap like this is game release notes.

that has nothing to do with STO....

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Former Vice Admiral of Logistics & Supply

No...but it's a brilliant and funny reference to Monty Python's Holy Grail...which ties it in to the riff at the top of the notes dealing with the Transporter on Qo'nos.

I loved it.

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I as well. I'm glad to see some people over there actually have a sense of humour

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Black Astral
Veterans' Division
12th Fleet, United Federation of Planets
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Me too, I like humor in my patch notes. The only company I see regularily putting jokes in their patchnotes is Turbine in LotRO. Everyone else is way too serious about it.

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Subcommander Valera i-Ra'tleihfi t'Keras
Engineering, Charlie Team
R.R.W. V'ashan

Misdirection is the key to survival. Never attack what your enemy defends, never behave as your enemy expects and never reveal your true strength. If knowledge is power then to be unknown is to be unconquerable.

I'm all for the humour, that's how I'd do patch notes if it was my job

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Goldy & Mirra do not believe in a No Win Scenaro...
Biography of Gold & Crew - Captain & Crew Logs of the USS Mavrix

Suppose this thread just goes to show... you can't please everyone at the same time...

"the transporter chief has beene executed for incompetence."

that was the winner for me.

agreed! homor is fine in patch notes. shame on you!

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Major Vandis
M.A.C.O. Foxtrot
R.R.W. Eclipse
Vandis@gantoris007

This was great! Now I'm waiting for Ralph the Wonder Eppoh!

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Facere Tua Forte,
Mavar

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Vice Admiral Amergin Mavar
Commanding Officer, Science Division
Commanding U.S.S. Lexington / NCC-91709
Current Mission: Wandering
Current Location: Orbiting Trenzalore
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Gearbox did one for Borderlands 2 saying that they fix a bug where Death Trap would restore the shields of enemies and not you "Even though this was hilarious" lol

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