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artelron
 Post subject: Vulcan Humor
PostPosted: Fri January 22nd, 2010 6:05 am 
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The Real reason Nero blew up Vulcan... Spock just couldn't hit the high note in 'Bridge Over Troubled Water"
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 Post subject: Re: Vulcan Humor
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Good stuff

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 Post subject: Re: Vulcan Humor
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Are you sure you are a Vulcan?

I think you might be lying to us.

That joke was moderately funny, Vulcans are never funny.

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 Post subject: Re: Vulcan Humor
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According to my tricorder I am 99.8% Vulcan, .2% drunk.

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artelron wrote:
According to my tricorder I am 99.8% Vulcan, .2% drunk.


Since when do Vulcans drink?

Spock after all told us that Vulcans were, "Spared the dubious benefits of alcohol."

Now I know you are lying. ;)

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 Post subject: Re: Vulcan Humor
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Well Vulcans do try to fit in with humans... Going to a bar with human co-workers and not drinking would be weird. :)

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Nishka wrote:
Well Vulcans do try to fit in with humans... Going to a bar with human co-workers and not drinking would be weird. :)


*Gets out his best Vulcan impression*

Being pressured into a unwise action simply because others are performing said action is, illogical. ;)

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 Post subject: Re: Vulcan Humor
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Who claimed humans are logical? In order to fit in you have to be illogical at times.
After all, that's only logical... ;)

The only logical way to understand illogical behaviour is by experiencing it yourself.

*Hands a beer to LordofMadness* Stop thinking, start drinking.

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Nishka wrote:
Who claimed humans are logical? In order to fit in you have to be illogical at times.
After all, that's only logical... ;)

The only logical way to understand illogical behaviour is by experiencing it yourself.

*Hands a beer to LordofMadness* Stop thinking, start drinking.


This illogical human doesn't drink any more.

Which speaking of that....I really need to get to writing that scene for Chapter 2 of my story about why. ;)

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 Post subject: Re: Vulcan Humor
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Hmm.. well I have to admit, in real life I barily drink. On a year basis I consume about 3 - 4 glasses of alcohol and usually that's mixed with non alcoholic drinks as well.

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