Hi everyone post your star trek themed jokes here.
One rule, keep it clean please.

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Mike Hoffner
Fleet Captain
Diplomacy Division Alpha Squadron
The 12th Fleet
United Federation of Planets
(Waiting for Ship Assignment)

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Fate protects fools, little children, and ships named Enterprise.

It's not really a joke, but at my friend's birthday party, two days ago when I was complaining on some of the forums how I was hung over, I was pretty drunk to the tune of killing half a bottle of gin all by myself. Well, as you are all aware, when a human being is inebriated we are a lot smarter and wiser than we normally are. I thought it was a good idea to order a pizza, which I did successfully. Pizza arrived, great! When I made it to the kitchen, all the crust pieces were gone, and I was super pissed! I do not remember this, but according to multiple reports, I raised a singled clenched fist and yelled "CRRUUUSSSSTTTTT!" looking much like Kirk in the Wrath Of Khan and his famous line. The next day on Facebook I see like 10 of my friends have either changed their status or commented on mine and my crust/Khan pose while drunk.

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Richard Cadoc, Commander
The 12th Fleet
United Federation of Planets
Assignment: J.A.G. Corps
Current Mission: Pending
Current Location: Nimbus III
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"Where law ends, tyranny begins."

picture or it never happened :p

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Captain - Alpha Squadron
Trade and Supplies Division
USS Incognito
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I only know half, jokes:

........... The clown can stay, but the Ferengi in the gorilla suit has to go

........... Then the Andorian said, that's not my antenna.